What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What do you call a violent white man?

Officer

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.