What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.