Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

Big City Jokes More Big City Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity