Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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What was the hurry?

There was nothing to do back then.

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity