Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.