Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2