Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.