Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.