Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why is flour retarded?

Because it's in-bread.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.