Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...