Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...