Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.