Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.