Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

What does a pickle use to make bread?

Dill Dough.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast