Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...