Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread