Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
Because they always bombed their tests.
Shaun O'flanagan
One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it
Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.
Cause it had a hard drive.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Because the steaks are too high.
On a plane.
A pilot, you racist.
Like a sixpack
Driving at midnight.
The odds are against them.
He brought the wrong carrion.
A peg leg.
