What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."