What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.