Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.