Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.