What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

What kind of bird always sticks together?

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