What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone?

You can't hear a pheromone.

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.