What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.