What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.