What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"