Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans