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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

What's the funniest fish in the world?

Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

College Loan Jokes More College Loan Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans