Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans