Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

What is the wettest animal in the world?

A Rain Deer.

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan