What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.