What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.