What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.