Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole