Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.