The German knows when he's not speaking English.
A: It's all in the grip.
2 years of marriage.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
When he's jalapeno business!
Easy Bake Ovens
One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.
Because it's lit
One in Fife
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
