What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

Scot Jokes More Scot Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife