What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!