What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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Its arse.

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