Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.