Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !