Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!