What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.