What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.