What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

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What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.