What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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Norman Rock Wells.

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Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.