What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!