What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.