What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.