How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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A: a receding hare-line.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!