What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.