What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.