He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
To switch sides
It was Nervous
Explosive Diarrhea
A Doberman puncher!
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.