Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!