What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.