How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

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Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone