How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter