How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

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How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

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What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What shoe size does a quadriplegic wear?

26" rims