What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Why do nuns never wear a bra?

God supports everything.

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What shoe size does a quadriplegic wear?

26" rims

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.