What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !