How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends