Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."