Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."