Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran He is Hodorless

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."