Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.