Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.