What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?