What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.