What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)