Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.