Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.