Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.