What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.