What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Thrust Jokes More Thrust Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!