What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.