What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

Texans Jokes More Texans Jokes

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper