What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

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What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.