What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.