What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...