What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...