What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...