What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad