How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin. I'll see myself out...

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.