How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazillian.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Ghoul Jokes More Ghoul Jokes

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.