What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

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What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail