What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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Wet.

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"