Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?