What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.