What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

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What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.