What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!