What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.