What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare