What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.