How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Nozzle Jokes More Nozzle Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Jiggle Jokes More Jiggle Jokes

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls